September 4, 2008
Bob Greene and Ellen tell us having a drink is bad for our waistline. I disagree. Last night at the mans, we were having a cocktail or three, and came up with these fun activities to counteract any negative effects your rum and Coke might have on your paunch. I mean if there aren’t cocktails, [...]
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September 1, 2008
For the sake of Paunchiness research, I did something ridiculous. I physically exerted myself on the first date. Heathen! Two reasons why this is a bad idea. One: I do not look normal when I exercise. I look like a lobster upon entry to boiling water. Two: It worries me because all I can think [...]
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